"You're invited.... To my funeral".
No.... I am not dead yet or at lease I don't think I am, I hope dead is a better place than this one.
And don't hold your breath waiting for me to died any time soon either. I know life stink but... what do I know about death? My grand ma used to said that "It is better a known evil that an unknown Saint" (Maybe that is why so many of us voted for Bush).
I want to expend my invitation to every body here, for obvious reason I won't be able to do it myself when the time comes, so don't take it personally.
Print this and place it on a safe place< I don't want you going crazy, looking in drawers and digging in garbage for my invite. PS: invites your friends if you like.This though came to me at my grand mother funeral, my grandma Mela was 98 years old when she died, tree years ago on a warn June day., For a wile I sat there bore, thinking and looking at the drama of uncles, aunts, and cousins.
Don't get me wrong I loved my grand ma, but for almost two decade we felt the moral obligation of going to her house every mothers day and every Christmas we had the false assumption that every year maybe her last.
In my case you do not have to see me every year, just hold your invitation and say presents at my funeral.
- I want to be cremated. I do not want my body to be left forgotten on some grave. The earth and the land should be for living and not for dead.
- My funeral reception , should be a get festivity reunions of friends and family at a night club or a party, on my honor.
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After that, throw my bone dust/ashes into the cheapest urn you could
find. Please do not use some plastic container or Tupperware dinghy. I
don not like plastic to much.
- Feel free to rub on my urn and say a few last words.
- Play some Jazz and blue music please, It is my favorite.
- Those that love to drink go ahead "get blasted" "shit face" remember Tequila is my favorite, specially "PATRON"
- Don't
sit there bore, keep the party going, celebrated me my life, they way a
live, my zest for life. I was not unhappy why should you now.
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I want a lots of people (as many people are able to make it), take on a
boat ride (if the boat is to small do it at the pier) and disposed of
my bone/ashes on the water by taking a hands full and place it (not
thronging) in the waters. I don't want the wind blowing it back on your
face. Trust me... you won't look to cool with your face full of white
dust.
- If you do not comply to my request It won't matter I be dead any way and I would never know.
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